*After hard day at the farm*

*Wally walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."*

*The girlfriend, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."*

*Wally replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."*

Nice

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